The team to play your perfect match

Take a look at some of your players... each one is a dating skill. Your Goalie is now Responsibility!

Responsibility Appearance Smile
Responsibility

RESPONSIBILITY - Goalkeeper

Nowadays, every accident is someone else’s fault. This has got to change!

Responsibility means taking control of the fact that you are looking for a woman... Incredibly enough, in order to have a relationship with a woman, you need to have met her.

 

Do something about it!

Create match situations!

 

 

Appearance

APPEARANCE - Right Back

You don't have to look like David Ginola or Fernando Torres.

Just follow some simple rules...

Hygiene – A can of pit spray and a packet of Orbit is a good start.

Haircut – Costs less than a tenner- you might have enough left for a pint. 

Clothes Don't ask your mum's advice...

                  ...she is the reason that you are currently dressed like this.

 

Remember, a first apperance lasts ten seconds...

if Appearance slips up you'll start your match two nil down.

Smile

SMILE - Left Centre Midfield

  • Smile - vastly underrated member of the First Eleven.

  • Smile  - breaks down opposition defences. 

  • Smile - improves your looks IMMEDIATELY!